| 3rd grade: | wow high school musical is so dumb |
| 12th grade: | why am i feeling so wROONG my heads in the game but my hearts in the sOONG |
every time I see this it gets reblogged
(Source: sandandglass, via pandora)
binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant
(via stability)
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
(via allantruong)
I can’t sleep someone tell me a story
I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked
(via allantruong)
| person: | what does 'jfc' stand for? |
| me: | JOHN FUCKING CENA |